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"MoHaHaaa!! Take that you repressive organization! Stuffing your ideas down every ones throats!" He shouted as he stuffed potato chips with every intake of his breath. Watching with glee, as his shouted words, flung the salty crumbs out before him.

It was the Rottweiler that drew his eyes from the spectacle before him.

He had an audience.

His eyes positively twinkled with wickedness as he raised his left foot to caress the painted face in front of him. His big toe tracing the outline of the painted lips.

"You will never leave me, will you Louisa?" his voice raise to carry to the woman's delicate ears.

As the horrified lady, yanked on her dogs leash, to drag him back into the direction they had come from, Lenard let lose another diabolical laugh at her retreating back. "MoHaHaaa!!"

He let himself enjoy the last two chips in the bag. He might not have gained a full belly talking with his mouth full, but he sure had a swell time destroying the saying 'Don't talk with your mouth full.'

It truly was stomach turning to watch.

Taking careful aim, he crumbled the baggy and threw it a foot from the garbage can.

A-ya! A perfect shot.

He fiddled with his belt buckle. Could he be truly classified as a crazy man dressed in a business suit?  No, no he couldn't. His pants dropped in a flop onto the grass.

Legs free, he continued to undress, as he skipped across the park, with a trail of discarded clothing like odd stepping stones.

Giddy with the freedom of it all, he broke into a full throated performance of, 'Pop goes the world.' With every slobbery pop effect, his voice rose just a notch higher.

He thought it very rude of the policemen, as they interrupted his stunning performance. As he turned to face the cops with their withdrawn tasers, he gave a provocative hip thrust at their direction.

As the prongs sailed toward him, his last thought was how much fun going crazy had been.

No mater how much this was going to hurt.

And hurt it did as three different shots, hit him at the same time, sending him sprawling, out it in the grass.  The cops yanked him up and slapped cuffs on him he defiantly spewed the word, "Pigs!" at them.

Damn if this day had not totally beat his day job, he should go crazy more often.


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Man I had a smile the whole way through writing this, I hope I got a smile on yours at least once!

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pauline
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I have been doing the photography for years so I hope you are enjoying them! I have been getting into the drawing recently and would appreciate any feed back! I Love all my Fans! Thanks so much for all your support! If you feel that some of your piece are not getting the love the deserve, this is a great site temaire.getwatchers.com/?refby…
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To all my watchers puzzled about explosion of food shots, your mind can be but to rest. I was working on my recipe website. If anyone is interested, it is up and running now, temaire.com 
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MrTheAwesomeHat Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy Birthday! :iconlawooplz::cake::party:
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TwistedTwilighter Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hello, this is your fellow member over at :iconcirque-des-monstres:!

We're hosting a summer contest, and we would really like for you to be a part of it! We have a couple of prizes to give out to the winners too! I hope that you might be able to participate, because this contest allows us more interactions with other members of our group, and we want to make sure that no one is left out! I know we're small, but this gives us a chance to expand our gallery and spread the word so our group can grow. If you do want to be a part of the contest, just check out our current journal for information. If you don't want to or aren't able to, I understand.

Thanks for your time and consideration. I hope that you will still enjoy your time at Cirque des Monstres nonetheless~

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xteh Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: =D
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Temaire Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
You are welcome!
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isischneider Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013   Photographer
many thanks for the :+fav: :woohoo: :juggle: :party: :highfive:
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Temaire Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for the many emotacons
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Nikulina-Helena Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav! :)
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Taikoubou-Metal Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011   General Artist
thanks for the fav!
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Karamissa Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:
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Kishintora Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011
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:icondomofavplz5::icondomofavplz6:for the :+fav:
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