"MoHaHaaa!! Take that you repressive organization! Stuffing your ideas down every ones throats!" He shouted as he stuffed potato chips with every intake of his breath. Watching with glee, as his shouted words, flung the salty crumbs out before him.
It was the Rottweiler that drew his eyes from the spectacle before him.
He had an audience.
His eyes positively twinkled with wickedness as he raised his left foot to caress the painted face in front of him. His big toe tracing the outline of the painted lips.
"You will never leave me, will you Louisa?" his voice raise to carry to the woman's delicate ears.
As the horrified lady, yanked on her dogs leash, to drag him back into the direction they had come from, Lenard let lose another diabolical laugh at her retreating back. "MoHaHaaa!!"
He let himself enjoy the last two chips in the bag. He might not have gained a full belly talking with his mouth full, but he sure had a swell time destroying the saying 'Don't talk with your mouth full.'
It truly was stomach turning to watch.
Taking careful aim, he crumbled the baggy and threw it a foot from the garbage can.
A-ya! A perfect shot.
He fiddled with his belt buckle. Could he be truly classified as a crazy man dressed in a business suit? No, no he couldn't. His pants dropped in a flop onto the grass.
Legs free, he continued to undress, as he skipped across the park, with a trail of discarded clothing like odd stepping stones.
Giddy with the freedom of it all, he broke into a full throated performance of, 'Pop goes the world.' With every slobbery pop effect, his voice rose just a notch higher.
He thought it very rude of the policemen, as they interrupted his stunning performance. As he turned to face the cops with their withdrawn tasers, he gave a provocative hip thrust at their direction.
As the prongs sailed toward him, his last thought was how much fun going crazy had been.
No mater how much this was going to hurt.
And hurt it did as three different shots, hit him at the same time, sending him sprawling, out it in the grass. The cops yanked him up and slapped cuffs on him he defiantly spewed the word, "Pigs!" at them.
Damn if this day had not totally beat his day job, he should go crazy more often.
Man I had a smile the whole way through writing this, I hope I got a smile on yours at least once!